Due to unforeseen circumstances, Parker is no longer with us. But the show must go on! So the contingency plan is in full effect! It's a tough first effort.
Jason takes on all of Parker’s duties and invites special guest Blake to reminisce about the dearly departed, which includes his first non-meeting of Parker and how to accept face punching in lieu of rent.
Then they go through a ton of listener emails to discuss ethnic restaurants and how the show is just ok and getting more okay.
Next up: a permanent co-host, to be decided ala The Bachelor rules.
Music: "You're My Best Friend" by Queen
Even though Parker is gone, I'm sure he would still encourage everyone to send an email to poolpartyradio @ gmail.com or to give a five-star review to the show on iTunes.
Now that Parker's dead, I don't even miss him.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna find you and haunt you so goddamn hard.
DeleteParker is dead. Long live Parker!
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